butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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