Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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