question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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