Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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