i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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