He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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