Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i black out too much to be "responsible"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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