Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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