this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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