im about as happy as oj after his trial
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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