You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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