let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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