i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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