On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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