This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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