I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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