Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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