Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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