Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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