i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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