Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it's like heaven, but drunker
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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