i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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