sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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