I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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