MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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