Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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