i permit you to call me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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