he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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