So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Randomize
