I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
