i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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