I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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