even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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