if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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