ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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