hell yes lets make some ravioli
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
please don't ironically join a cult
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