I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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