I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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