dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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