i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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