last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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