walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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