yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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