just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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