We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize