I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
