You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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