Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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