we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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