Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
