My room smells like vodka and shame
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
There r osticjed everywhere
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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