i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize