Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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