I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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