Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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