My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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