do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
