If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
